Little did you know that this box, once opened, would com [More ...]
Cute?
Nah...too much avacado.
I propose a trade of one hip hipster item for a box of future madness...Time Machine parts needed to help me become the ultimate steampunk poser in the future.One day whi [More ...]
Sara felt overwhelmed at the prospect of telling me a story so I made her answer these interview questions instead. Basically, I tricked her because now she has to tell me a bunc [More ...]
Tim's Story that came with PigFace:
Thanks for the trade. I love scary drunk clowns. I found the pig in the trash area of [More ...]
Temple's Story about the Box of Lost Memories
Before she discovered the joy of spraypaint or becoming a geisha [More ...]
I challenge you to determine the nature of the object on the far right.
Ron's story about the still life:
Here is the story on the painting, it is both hilarious and sad. It w [More ...]
Toylet -- from the side.
Which side?
Stop asking so many questions.
It's covered with toys.
Toys.
And there's a surprise inside.
Kelly's story:
"The TOYLET was spawned by a 'decorate a comode' contest at SEATTLE [More ...]
Junkies will never collect your art. They might eat it. But never collect it.
Patrick's Story about the Time Machine Parts and Pill Painting:
I have two boxes of industrial relays and [More ...]
Josiah's Story: It was in 2003 my travels brought me to Florence, a city of great historical significance in the Repubblica Italiana. The day had be [More ...]
I can't think of anything snarky to write here. Or anything funny. Nothing.
Rhiannon is my lovely friend who gave me this faux fossil and a picture she drew of her friend Amber months [More ...]
Sean has been a long-time Sauce supporter and recently outdid himself (and everyone else who ever gave bARTer Sauce a second thought -- including me) by spending a Saturday night [More ...]
need some wallpaper?
Roberta traded me this box of one bazilion cigarette coupons in exchange for Arndt Boe's tombstone (which I was giving her in exchange for finding me the Worried Man painting in [More ...]
So Lauri lost the Laffhole contest, but somehow I manage to convine most of the folks who compete at Laffhole to trade with me anyway. Lauri was no exception.
all the better to eat you with my dear JESSICA!
Eric's story - told from the perspective of the Jazz Singer Painting that Wants to Eat Eric's Girlfriend:
I am eight years old [More ...]
Hmmm. yeah, there's no trade history for this item because Jason never sent it. Yeah, he almost ruined bARTer Sauce just like he ruined Christmas in 2003.& [More ...]
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