That's all well and good, but can someone please lend me a shirt?

Or a covering of some kind?

I'm feeling a little exposed here.

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I bought this at an art show in college for fifty dollars. It priced at $450.00.  The artist was dating a friend of mine, so he sold to me for very cheap... [More ...]
Posted by: Rosalie_hates_kittens on July 10, 2008

    
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I teach college ceramics. That's all you need to know about that.
During my first semester of teaching one of my students (Let's call him "Justin") made an entire "H [More ...]

Posted by: Arianica on June 19, 2008

    
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RuPaul came to me via my grandmother.  It would seem that the owner of a local junk shop recieved a mangled, paper mache nativity scene into her inventory, but the only intact piece was RuPaul.&n [More ...]
Posted by: bophie on May 16, 2008

    
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Um, I offer "Sin City" dvd for it? Ninjas will kill me if I don't do some thing interesting!

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During my freshman year of the fine institution we call college I was involved in a painting entry-leve [More ...]
Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on April 20, 2008

    
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Hi there,

I am offering up an oil painting that smells...no, not a bad smell. I got a little crazy one day and well I gathered some oils..rose a [More ...]
Posted by: TRUE Ghost Hunter on April 15, 2008

    
I don't have any pictures for this. But the one thousand plus words below should be good enough.

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Posted by: dangerine73 on March 19, 2008

    
Yeah, I guess some people might say that looks like a finger. But some people might say that it looks like something else. Something....um.....welll...blush (runs from room).CloseMove
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Found within the ruins of some cave during the filming of a Brady Bunch episode, this zombie finger almost made Alice the maid crap her [More ...]
Posted by: teamwang on March 19, 2008

    
The new Glade Airfreshner spokesman....CloseMove
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During my freshman year of the fine institution we call college I was involved in a painting entry-level course.  One of the assignments was to make an un-stretched canvas piec [More ...]
Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on March 8, 2008

    
Fangy Tomato!  Fangy Tomato!  Beware the fangy Tomato.  Oh never mind, he's harmless.CloseMove
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For me?

No?

Well what the hell did you bring them for?

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These two paintings should go together.

One is a happy jester, with smiley-faced daisies, and one is a surprised jester with a fanged t [More ...]
Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on March 3, 2008

    
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Ummm I liked(ed) your butt
Posted by: Rahkie on February 29, 2008

    
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These clowns need homes! I did a series of them and all they do for me is alert me to the mass amounts of people with clown-phobias. This is the 2nd clown i' [More ...]
Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on February 23, 2008

    
This clown gives me dreams that I don't especially like.CloseMove
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Here's the last of 'em. They both wear make-up and like the drinky drinky
Maybe I can Feng Shui Paris

Posted by: scary-art1973 on February 23, 2008

    
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Beka often has trouble understanding what she needs to do and what The Sauce should do for her.  For example, everytime I send out a [More ...]
Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on February 21, 2008

    
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Ron's story about the still life:

Here is the story on the painting, it is both hilarious and sad.  It w [More ...]
Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on February 21, 2008

    
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Lynn's Offer for the Shower Art she made me make for her and then trade to The Sauce so [More ...]
Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on February 5, 2008

    
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I will trade you a picture I made of my friend Amber and a fake fossil for stone face. Here are the stories...

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Posted by: Rosalie_hates_kittens on January 24, 2008

    
Lemme guess Sean, you liked video games?  Yeah, me too.CloseMove
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Sean's Trade Offer:

For my offer for the Creepy Clown Painting I am putting up for offer the first two paintings I every made.  They are a [More ...]
Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on January 20, 2008

    
It's impossible.  No wait, it's real!  Good god man, you've made a classmate out of rubbah!CloseMove
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Sean's Trade Offer:

Here we have a fine example of my print worthy high school skills.  This is a linoleum stamp carved out of, well, lino [More ...]
Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on January 20, 2008

    
Sean, oh Sean, this may truly be considered deranged.  I've contacted the authorities and SNL and they have some questions for you.CloseMove
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Sean's trade offer:

After completing my first two paintings [as seen in the trade offer for Creepy Clown Painting] I began to gain confidence, s [More ...]
Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on January 20, 2008

    
The clown that ate your baby.CloseMove
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16x20, acrylic on canvas, original art, ready to frame and give kids nightmares.

I'm in Castro Valley, CA - city of old drunks

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Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on January 6, 2008

    
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I think the title says it all. While its not as funny as the creepy baby with rhinestones (which I am very upset I missed out on), it still gets a giggle out of me. This is a painti [More ...]
Posted by: bARTer_Sauce_Pro on November 27, 2007