Regina Lafay has traded with The Sauce before.

I got three amazing little clay skull creations in exchange for a painting called Jar Man. She is one of my INTERNATIONAL traders. Yes. That's right. INTERNATIONAL. A TOTALLY DIFFERENT NATION. Or something.

It was a lovely holiday season for me. Miss Ariane contacted me with a trade offer for a painting that she created using some cigarette coupons I traded her a few years ago as the background. She has traded with me a few other time in the history of bARTer Sauce.

Q: How long did it take you to figure out what to do with those cigarette coupons after I traded them to you?
A: As soon as I saw them on BARTersauce!

Nik has answered so many "interview" questions at this point I wasn't  sure there would be anything else we could learn about him. I've basically unzipped him, turned him inside-out and shaken him until all of his insides spilled out all over in previous interviews. I was fortunate that I saw him posting on Facebook about moving a lot recently. Finally. Something new to talk about! Also, I ended up mailing his package to the wrong address (still claim this is not my fault) so we cover that as well.

Just because Debra traded me a quilted vagina - it didn't mean she got away without answering some "interview" questions. Mmmmwwwwahahahahahahahah

Q: Where did you hear about The Sauce?

A: The Sauce,....well actually, I rarely touch the stuff.

Q: I noticed that most of the other quilt pieces that had yoni themes were a bit more subtle. Do you think the addition of hair helped you or hurt you in the yoni competition?

Q. Tell me something your aunt did - other than call you Barbie.
A. She also called me "Ginny" which I hated & scared the crap out of me when I had to ride in in a vehicle with her.
 
Q. How big of a dog is too big?
A. Is there such a thing as too big? Maybe Clifford size.

Q. If someone offered to give you laser hair removal for free - but only on one leg, would you do it?
A. You bet! 1 less leg to shave &/or slice to shreds with the razor of doom.

Marry, like all Sauce traders before her, patiently responded to my "interview questions":

Q. How did you hear about The Sauce?
A. I must admit, I'm not sure of how I've gotten to know The Sauce. I must've stumbled across it while searching myself for interesting stories and strange objects.

Q. Do you like to rock?
A. I like to scissor more.

Q. If fatty wants a party, should fatty get a party? (Fatty is a cat)
A. Fatty deserves to party too!

Q. How many episodes of Top Model have you watched in a row?

Q. Did you know that there is sort of a plot in the show Jersey Shore that only comes out when you watch it on pain killers?
A. Only because I read your Facebook posts.
 
Q. What inspired you to make the House Hat?

Michelle was kind enough to tolerate my ridiculous "interview" questions:

Q. How old were you when you first kissed someone?
A. I was twelve in a group of friends playing "spin the bottle." I had to kiss a boy -ewe! It was just plain awkard in the middle of puberty.
 
Q. Do you have any pets?
A. I run with 3 dainty toy poodles and a peekapoo. Two of them are granny poodles.
 
Q. What are your hobbies? How do you spend your time?