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Nik Caesar Trades Me 'Kids With Guns Mug' in Exchange for the House Hat

Nicolas Caesar, A bARTer Sauce Trader

Nicolas Caesar runs scary-art.com and makes art that would seem at home in your most terrifying nightmares.
A few things happenend in my life that made it take about six-months to complete this trade.

Regina Trades Me Owl Man for Etienne, Bombshell the Sock Creature

Regina and Etienne, Bombshell the Sock Creature
Etienne, Bombshell the Sock Creature with her new friends
Etienne, Bombshell the Sock Creature with her new friends in England

Regina Lafay has traded with The Sauce before.

I got three amazing little clay skull creations in exchange for a painting called Jar Man. She is one of my INTERNATIONAL traders. Yes. That's right. INTERNATIONAL. A TOTALLY DIFFERENT NATION. Or something.

Ariane Trades Me "Look at that Huge Fag" for a Large Selection of Sauce Items

Ariane with Paint by Number Ship Painting - a bARTer Sauce trade

It was a lovely holiday season for me. Miss Ariane contacted me with a trade offer for a painting that she created using some cigarette coupons I traded her a few years ago as the background. She has traded with me a few other time in the history of bARTer Sauce.

Q: How long did it take you to figure out what to do with those cigarette coupons after I traded them to you?
A: As soon as I saw them on BARTersauce!

Nik Trades Me Vampire Captain Bobblehead for Dancing FIgures Painting

bARTer Sauce Trade with Nicolas Caesar: Remixed into I'm Full of Tapeworms
bARTer Sauce Trade with Nicolas Caesar: Remixed into I'm Full of Tapeworms
bARTer Sauce Trade with Nicolas Caesar: Remixed into I'm Full of Tapeworms

Nik has answered so many "interview" questions at this point I wasn't  sure there would be anything else we could learn about him. I've basically unzipped him, turned him inside-out and shaken him until all of his insides spilled out all over in previous interviews. I was fortunate that I saw him posting on Facebook about moving a lot recently. Finally. Something new to talk about! Also, I ended up mailing his package to the wrong address (still claim this is not my fault) so we cover that as well.

Debra Trades me a Yoni Quilt Art Square in exchange for 4 Stickers

Debra Zimmerman, a bARTer Sauce Trader

Just because Debra traded me a quilted vagina - it didn't mean she got away without answering some "interview" questions. Mmmmwwwwahahahahahahahah

Q: Where did you hear about The Sauce?

A: The Sauce,....well actually, I rarely touch the stuff.

Q: I noticed that most of the other quilt pieces that had yoni themes were a bit more subtle. Do you think the addition of hair helped you or hurt you in the yoni competition?

Glenda Trades Me Ms. Thang a.k.a. Lizard Face in Exchange for 3 Ceramic Skulls

Three Ceramic Skulls About to Eat a Barbie Head
A Ceramic Skull About to Dine on a Barbie Doll Head
Three Ceramic Skulls holding hands after feasting on a Barbie Head

Q. Tell me something your aunt did - other than call you Barbie.
A. She also called me "Ginny" which I hated & scared the crap out of me when I had to ride in in a vehicle with her.
 
Q. How big of a dog is too big?
A. Is there such a thing as too big? Maybe Clifford size.

Q. If someone offered to give you laser hair removal for free - but only on one leg, would you do it?
A. You bet! 1 less leg to shave &/or slice to shreds with the razor of doom.

Marry Trades Me Dancing FIgures Painting in Exchange for The Hoarde and Robot Baby Picture

Marry with her bARTer Sauce trades
Marry with her bARTer Sauce trades
Marry with her bARTer Sauce trades

Marry, like all Sauce traders before her, patiently responded to my "interview questions":

Q. How did you hear about The Sauce?
A. I must admit, I'm not sure of how I've gotten to know The Sauce. I must've stumbled across it while searching myself for interesting stories and strange objects.

Q. Do you like to rock?
A. I like to scissor more.

Q. If fatty wants a party, should fatty get a party? (Fatty is a cat)

A. Fatty deserves to party too!

Jessamyn Trades me a House Shaped Hat in Exchange for Mondo Jub Jub

Jessamyn and Mondo Jub Jub, A bARTer Sauce trade
Rosalie and the House Hat, A bARTer Sauce trade
Rosalie and Jessamyn and Mondo Jub Jub, A bARTer Sauce trade
Rosalie and the House Hat, a bARTer Sauce trade
Rosalie and the House Hat, a bARTer Sauce trade
Rosalie and the House Hat, a bARTer Sauce trade

Q. How many episodes of Top Model have you watched in a row?

A. .75
 

Q. Did you know that there is sort of a plot in the show Jersey Shore that only comes out when you watch it on pain killers?
A. Only because I read your Facebook posts.
 
Q. What inspired you to make the House Hat?

Michelle Trades me Etienne, The Bombshell Sock Creature in Exchange for The Potato Bunny Pamphlet

Michelle and the Potato Bunnies - a bARTer Sauce trade

Michelle was kind enough to tolerate my ridiculous "interview" questions:

Q. How old were you when you first kissed someone?
A. I was twelve in a group of friends playing "spin the bottle." I had to kiss a boy -ewe! It was just plain awkard in the middle of puberty.
 
Q. Do you have any pets?
A. I run with 3 dainty toy poodles and a peekapoo. Two of them are granny poodles.
 
Q. What are your hobbies? How do you spend your time?

Kevin Trades Me Paint By Number Ship Painting for Creepy Angel Trading Card

Kevin McClintic - bARTer Sauce Trader
Kevin McClintic and Rosalie Gale - doing a bARTer Sauce trade.
Kevin McClintic and Rosalie Gale - doing a bARTer Sauce trade.
Kevin McClintic - bARTer Sauce Trader
Trip to the trade: bARTer Sauce
Trip to the trade: bARTer Sauce
Trip to the trade: bARTer Sauce
Trip to the trade: bARTer Sauce
Trip to the trade: bARTer Sauce

Kevin has traded with The Sauce once before.

Last time he brought me the Perpetual Motion Machine. This time he brought me an awesome painting of a ship and took pictures of every leg of the trip. This thing traveled at least two busses and one ferry - possibly more. I'd had some wine when I heard the story so I might not have gotten all the facts straight.