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Vampire Captain Bobblehead

Original Owner: 
scary-art1973
bARTer Sauce Item: Captain Vampire Bobblehead
bARTer Sauce Item: Captain Vampire Bobblehead
bARTer Sauce Item: Captain Vampire Bobblehead
bARTer Sauce Item: Captain Vampire Bobblehead
bARTer Sauce Item: Captain Vampire Bobblehead
bARTer Sauce Item: Captain Vampire Bobblehead

Nik's story submitted with the Vampire Captain Bobblehead trade offer: 

Two months ago my grandmother passed away. She was a hoarder of everything porceilain. For months I've been moving little Hummel statues, charming figurines, foofy tea pots, victorian dishes from one side of the house to the other. There were millions of them.

Nik Trades Me Vampire Captain Bobblehead for Dancing FIgures Painting

bARTer Sauce Trade with Nicolas Caesar: Remixed into I'm Full of Tapeworms
bARTer Sauce Trade with Nicolas Caesar: Remixed into I'm Full of Tapeworms
bARTer Sauce Trade with Nicolas Caesar: Remixed into I'm Full of Tapeworms

Nik has answered so many "interview" questions at this point I wasn't  sure there would be anything else we could learn about him. I've basically unzipped him, turned him inside-out and shaken him until all of his insides spilled out all over in previous interviews. I was fortunate that I saw him posting on Facebook about moving a lot recently. Finally. Something new to talk about! Also, I ended up mailing his package to the wrong address (still claim this is not my fault) so we cover that as well.

Nik Trades me Bad Kid Painting and Naked Men for Armless Anatomically Correct Bunny Rabbit and Empire Carpet Man Bobblehead Doll

Nik & Shameless self promotion. I like it.

Nik has done so many trades that we've sort of become one of those old married couple that you see sitting silently together in a restaurant.

We've basically got nothing left to say to each other -- or you.

For this trade, I made Nik write a song about bARTer Sauce: 

When I can't throw it away
When the wife says it has to go
When I'm convinced it's possessed
and it creeps out even (Edgar Allan) Poe
To the basement of Bartersauce and away
To be given new homes
To the unsuspecting

Empire Carpet Man Bobblehead Doll

Original Owner: 
Learys
Empire Carpet Man Bobblehead Doll in bARTer Sauce
Empire Carpet Man Bobblehead Doll in bARTer Sauce

I sent Sean several story ideas for this trade.

He eventually wrote a story for a couple of them, but I had to call him a douche in order to get him to do it. I'm not proud of it, but a lady does what a lady has to:

 
SUGGESTION: Zombies. What happens when zombies get phone calls where the number is marked as private. What do they do? What DO they do?

Nik Trades me Technocolor Chicken and Super Stripey Pig for Box of Regrets and Two Empire Carpet Man Bobblehead Dolls

Nik being subtle about http://www.scary-art.com
Nik in a mask for some reason.

Another trade from Nik at scary-art.com

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Sometimes I feel like maybe this website is a bit unnecessary and just provides Nik with a handy user interface when asking me to trade art with him. Sometimes - but not always. When we get to 100% Nik trades...it might be time for a change.

But until then, we press on -- not like the nails -- but like progress -- ingenuity -- the future.

Nik's answers to my "interview" questions.

Sean Trades Me Empire Man and Faceless Wedding Couple for Hairy Lady and PillowMan

Sean, in the bathroom

Sean has done so many trades with bARTer Sauce that I was on the verge of considering him a real friend even though we have never met in person.

He ruined it all by taking my "interview questions" very literally. Bastard.

Temple had a really different take on them. Now that's how you answer my "interview questions." Seriously. Sean is a bastard. Email him at theovenhelp (at) gmail.com. Tell him.

My "Interview Questions":

Two Empire Man Bobbleheads

Original Owner: 
Learys
Empire Today Carpet Man Bobblehead Doll
Empire Today Carpet Man Bobblehead Doll
Empire Today Carpet Man Bobblehead Doll

Sean's Story about the Empire Man Bobblehead:

About a year ago I worked for Empire Today. It was a normal office job, blah blah.

But then at the end of the year for our holiday bonus I was expecting a small gift or nicer yet a little bonus check. However, sadly ... instead I received this: an Empire Today Bobble Head desk buddy of the Empire Today mascot old guy with a mustache.

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