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Rachael Trades Me Two-Face Jane for Brain Scan

Submitted by rosalie on Sun, 02/15/2009 - 1:00pm
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Rachel and a picture of her brain

Since this trade took place through the mail, I subjected Rachel to the normal round of annoyingly inane "interview" questions:

Q: How old are you?
A: 20 if you don't count the part where I was a fetus.

Q: Where did you find out about bARTer Sauce?
A: From the book about The Museum of Bad Art

Q: Did you fall asleep after you finished the doll?

bARTer Sauce -- Two-Face Jane

Submitted by admin on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:00pm
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"Two-faced Jane" is the newest offer on bARTer Sauce. I think I'm in love with her giant, mutant button eye. There's just something about it. Maybe deep down I wish that I, myself, had a giant, mutant button eye instead of a regular eye. Perhaps that would make my cat cease and decist on the waking me up by sniffing my eyeball routine that has become so popular in the mornings these days. Rachel submitted "Two-faced Jane" as an offer for the "Brain Scan."


I'm pretty sure I'd be crazy not to take her up on it which is why I immediately accepted her trade offer. You will be able to submit your own trade offer for "Two-faced Jane" shortly. Check the website in mid-February and she'll be prominently displayed for all to bid on. Are you wondering what the hell I'm talking about?

Jessamyn Trades me her Brain Scan and Fancy Mask (and accoutrements) for Drag Queen Clown and Kill You in Your Sleep Teddy Bear Lamp

Submitted by rosalie on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 1:00pm
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Jessamyn and some horns.
Rosalie and Jessamyn doing a bARTer Sauce trade

As per usual, I have subjected Jessamyn to my own brand of "interview" questions.

This tradition began long ago when I used to pressure myself to come up with an engaging and funny story of my own to go along with each trade. Well, after about a million or so trades, it seems I have run out of stories, so now, I make my Sauce traders work extra hard by telling me a story AND answering my lame "interview questions." Personally, I think this solution is genius. Plus, I'm lazy.

Brain Scan

Submitted by rosalie on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:00pm
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Brain Scan

Jessamyn's Story that Accompanied the Brain Scan:

When I was a kid, I would get these weird symptoms wherein I would remember a dream I'd had, my skin would go tingly and my vision would go all sparkly. Afterwords, I would feel sick and have a headache. I went to several doctors who were very confused. I never found out what it was and it went away on its own eventually, but I did get some sweet brain pictures out of it!

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