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Jesamyn Trades Me Potato Bunny Pamphlet for Nik Caesar's Self Portrait

bARTer Sauce Trade

Jessamyn - like everyone else I trade with - was forced at gunpoint to answer my "interview" questions:

Q: Have you ever made your own mustard?
A. No, although I love mustard with a fiery passion.

Q: Have you ever had impure thoughts about field roast?
A. I try to never think of Field Roast. Thanks a lot for reminding me.

Q: If you could punch anything in nature, what would it be?
A. It would be the sun; I would punch it right in its stupid face.

Potato Bunnies

Original Owner: 
JessamynSpecimen
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce
Potato Bunny Pamphlet on bARTer Sauce

The Story Jessamyn Submitted with Potato Bunnies:

Have you ever aspired to become a potatobunny watcher, or simply wanted to learn more about these fascinating creatures?

Then this pamphlet is for you!

Includes introduction to history, growth-cycle and anatomy of this gentle species, as well as a detailed pictorial guide to the many varietals.

Nik Trades me Bad Kid Painting and Naked Men for Armless Anatomically Correct Bunny Rabbit and Empire Carpet Man Bobblehead Doll

Nik & Shameless self promotion. I like it.

Nik has done so many trades that we've sort of become one of those old married couple that you see sitting silently together in a restaurant.

We've basically got nothing left to say to each other -- or you.

For this trade, I made Nik write a song about bARTer Sauce: 

When I can't throw it away
When the wife says it has to go
When I'm convinced it's possessed
and it creeps out even (Edgar Allan) Poe
To the basement of Bartersauce and away
To be given new homes
To the unsuspecting

Armless Anatomically Correct Bunny Rabbit

Original Owner: 
SpankyHam
Dong Bunny
Dong Bunny
Dong Bunny

Will's Story that came with Armless Anatomically Correct Bunny Rabbit:

How Not To Drink Night Train

Nameless Guy trades me Eyes for Boobs in exchange for two sock puppets and Viagra Falls

Man With Sock Puppet

I met this guy at the coffee shop in Georgetown (I can say that because Georgetown is the one place in Seattle that only has one coffee shop) and we did the trade.

I love his painting. Excuse me, my eyes are up here! Oh...wait.

My favorite! We had plenty of time to do the trade while we were waiting in line for coffee because everyone and their mother was there with their dogs.

Argh. Dogs. I like dogs. But not in my coffee. And certainly not in line in front of me. Why do they get to be in front of me. That blows.

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