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Stuffed Dooky Kiss

Original Owner: 
dangerine73
Dooky Kiss

Temple's Story that came with 'Stuffed Dooky Kiss':

Once upon a time, I lit a belt on fire because I was convinced it was the snake in the Garden of Eden.

Nik Trades me Pee Wee for Fancy Mask and Accoutrements

Nik and a Dead Guy?

Nik and I have done so many trades that I've pretty much run out of stories to tell about them.

And I've run out of "interview" questions to ask him. And once, I've already made him make up his own "interview" questions and answer them. So we've pretty much come to the end of story telling about our trades especially since they happen through the mail. There's only so many times I can talk about that one lady at the post office who hates me.

She does though.

And she's really mean.

Tiny Head

Original Owner: 
scary-art1973
Tiny Head

Note from bARTer Sauce:

I must preface this entry by saying that I recently threatened Nik and told him he better submit some super good stories with his trade offers. I think I may have insulted him as he created two stories -- or one story in two parts -- the last titled, "Eat Me." Nik, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry that your previous stories sucked and that you didn't put forth much effort in that area. I do feel truely awful about that.

Eh...hem....

Maybe we better just get on with the story:

Pee Wee

Original Owner: 
scary-art1973
Pee Wee Herman Skeleton

Nik's Story that came with Pee Wee:

When I lived in Cleveland I was called the Pee Wee of Horror by a tv horror host named Dr. Mor. B. S. I made this in honor of it.

Nik Trades me Drag Queen Clown for Picture of Amber

Crazy Nik Face
Amber Alert By Nicolas Caesar

Nik trades with me a couple of times a month at least so I'm not quite sure how many "interview" questions he has had to endure but I do know that I now have a lot of trouble coming up with good ones.

For this trade I made Nik think of five questions and answer them. I know, I'm surprised he even talks to me anymore.

Q. What are you working on now?

Drag Queen Clown

Original Owner: 
scary-art1973
Drag Queen Clown

Nik's story that came with the Drag Queen Clown:

This Halloween my wife and I celebrated our wedding anniversary. Years ago, for our wedding I rented out the Parkway theater in Oakland, CA and everyone came in costume. I dressed up as Beetlejuice and my wife was in a renaissance green dress. After the ceremony we screened Bride of Frankenstein and ate cakes that were in the shape of skulls.

Nik Trades me Tattooed Vintage Farting Duck for Two Red Screamers

Nik or Vanilla Ice?

Nik offered me this Vintage Farting Duck that was very cool in its own right but I asked him to tattoo it for me.

I'm glad I did. It was cool before but now it's freaking awesome. It also proves that I can make Nik do some things....maybe not anything...but at least some things.

Vintage Farting Duck with Wheels

Original Owner: 
scary-art1973
Vintage Farting Duck
Vintage Farting Duck
Vintage Farting Duck
Vintage Farting Duck
Vintage Farting Duck
Vintage Farting Duck (before painting)

Nik's stories that came with the vintage farting duck:

His first bike:

Nik Trades me Robotic Bug for Alien in Ship and Two Headed Boy Painting for Evil Looking Doll Lamp

Nik and PBS

Nik answered these "interview" questions even though I've asked him about 100 rounds of questions through all of our trades and these are very much the bottom of the barrel.

Q. How tall are you?
A. 5'4

Q. Why/how did you start scary-art.com?

Robotic Bug

Original Owner: 
scary-art1973
Robotic Bug
Robotic Bug
Robotic Bug
Robotic Bug

Nik's Story that he submitted with "Robotic Bug":

I once dressed up as Mothra for a Godzilla film night at the Parkway Theater in Oakland. I couldn't see out of the tiny eyeholes in the suit and just sort of rolled around and stopped a lot. I was suppossed to spray silly string through the mouth hole but it clogged and backfired.

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