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French Phone

Original Owner: 
SpankyHam
French Phone
French Phone
French Phone
French Phone
Will's Terror Clown from Childhood

Will's Story that came with the French Phone:

I am scared to death of clowns. I've started trying to get over this fear by collecting the scariest clown shit I can find.

I wrote this funny story about it once:

Mr. Magoo is not to be trusted. The same goes for clowns. If the circus has one thing, it has clowns. It has clowns by the carload. Creepy, scary clowns menacing cross-dressing midget clowns. It was the worst.

Four Boobed Alien with Dingle

Original Owner: 
royce
Four Boobed Alien with Dingle

Royce's story for the Four Boobed Alien with Dingle:

The four boobed alien with dingle is a painting I made in late November of 2007. I made it, displayed it at the Gallery OK, and traded it. I can't really say much else about it other than that, so here's some random confessions:

  • I am in fact, an octopus, though it's okay if you didn't notice. I'm used to it by now.
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