A painting called "Mature Crush."
(or as I call it, "Hey, my eyes are up here...oh wait!") She has eyes on her boobs. It seems like that would be a waste of time unless you walked around naked all the time. Maybe once we started wearing clothes, the eyes on boobs gene was phased out because it no longer served any purpose.
Here's the story. Some details have been changed out of respect for the fact that I'm posting this personal story on the internet:
