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MOBA gives me a Velvet Last Supper in exchange for the Eyes for Boobs painting

Painting of a woman with eyes for boobs

I finally got around to sending the Museum of Bad Art their painting (and some more hats for Mike) and I got something fantastic in trade.

A Velvet Last Supper painting. My ultimate fantasy has come true.

Seriously. I've always wanted a velvet painting.

Oh wait!

I forgot, I already had a velvet Elvis.

Nevermind.

Velvet Last Supper

Original Owner: 
curator-michael
Velvet Last Supper

A Velvet Last Supper painting.

My ultimate fantasy has come true.

Mike traded me a Holiday Moose Decoration (that I later decapitated) in exchange for the Frog Riding a Turtle statue

Statue of a frog riding a turtle

Mike's offer was for the Frog Riding a Turtle statue.

I immediately accepted Mike's offer because someone who shall remain nameless has been hassling me to get her a Moosehead. Often she will just send me emails with the following text:

"Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead! Moosehead!"

Eliana

Original Owner: 
lisam
Eliana From The Museum of Bad Art

The Museum of Bad Art (MOBA) finally traded me this after I sent their curator a number of threatening emails.

You can read that series by clicking on this hyperlink (what's a hyperlink you ask? I'm not telling. You're too dumb.)

Mike gives me the monkey shelf in exchange for a naval officer hats

bARTer Sauce Trade
bARTer Sauce Trade

Here's Mike and I trading a naval issue hat for a horrible shelf like thing that is being held up by a monkey.

Mike said he traded it to me for the hat because his wife won't let him hang it up in the house. Can you imagine not wanting this in your house???

MOBA gives me Eliana in exchange for Creepy Rhinestone Baby

Creepy Rhinestone Baby at Museum of Bad Art
Eliana at Museum of Bad Art
Man and Woman Holding Bad Paintings
Man and Woman Holding Bad Paintings
Musuem of Bad Art - The Book

Sometimes fate comes together to save things worth saving.

It also sometimes steps in at just the right moment to save stupid projects that I'm working on. After I accidently deleted my bARter Sauce mailing list and then pieced it back together email address by email address based solely on my immaculate memory, I sent out a threat about the potential demise of The Sauce.

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