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Porcelain Doll Sculpture

Original Owner: 
rebekah
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce

Rebekah's Story That Came With the Ceramic Doll Sculpture

This may not be for anyone squeamish or any man at all. In 1997, I got to observe a really amazing event. The vasectomy of my now ex-husband. The doctor was all too willing to let me watch. H, as he shall be known, was invited to lay on the exam table, his junk exposed and properly shaved. The doctor chuckled as he taped his member to his lower (hair covered, I might add) abdomen. He was then given a shot of anesthetic.

Cory Trades Me Wedding Day Disaster Barbie for Saint Adolph Wolfli

Cory Parsons and Saint Adolph Wolfli, A bARTer Sauce Trade

Even though Cory made something terrifying...

I still made her answer my "interview" questions. Read on in awe and wonder.

Q. How large is the largest stick you've ever dragged around behind you threateningly?
A: Well I have waved a pretend Harry Potter wand quite menacingly at people but I don't think I've dragged a large stick.

Q. Do you prefer crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

Wedding Day Disaster Barbie

Original Owner: 
HeavenLeigh123
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce

Cory's Story that came with Wedding Day Disaster Barbie

For my story, I chose to share an embarrassing one. I took my son to the grocery store one day when he was around 2 or 3. He was at that stage where he still kind of wobbled along really slowly when he walked but he was grouchy and defiant and sometimes it was easier to be patient than try to carry him and suffer the inevitable tantrum.

Stuffed Moose/Decapitated Stuffed Moose Heads

Original Owner: 
curator-michael
Stuffed Moose
Decapitated Moose Body
Decapitated Moose Heads

This weird moose decoration came from Michael Frank, Curator in Chief for the Museum of Bad Art.

Here is his story:

This is a daddy moose and 2 baby meese. They stand just over 2 feet tall. Dad is wearing green corduroy overalls, a nice fleece sweater,and red boots. The kid clinging to his leg has red corduroy pants and a knitted sweater. The baby on top is wearing only a knitted scarf around his neck.

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