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Glenda Trades Me Ms. Thang a.k.a. Lizard Face in Exchange for 3 Ceramic Skulls

Submitted by rosalie on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 11:00am
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Three Ceramic Skulls About to Eat a Barbie Head
A Ceramic Skull About to Dine on a Barbie Doll Head
Three Ceramic Skulls holding hands after feasting on a Barbie Head

Q. Tell me something your aunt did - other than call you Barbie.
A. She also called me "Ginny" which I hated & scared the crap out of me when I had to ride in in a vehicle with her.
 
Q. How big of a dog is too big?
A. Is there such a thing as too big? Maybe Clifford size.

Q. If someone offered to give you laser hair removal for free - but only on one leg, would you do it?
A. You bet! 1 less leg to shave &/or slice to shreds with the razor of doom.

Jennifer Trades Me Doll Heads (with spines) and Arms for Rubber Bat Bat

Submitted by rosalie on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:22am
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A cat in a box wearing a rubber bat, bARTer Sauce
A cat wearing a rubber bat, bARTer Sauce
A cat wearing a rubber bat, bARTer Sauce
A cat in a box wearing a rubber bat, bARTer Sauce
A cat in a box wearing a rubber bat, bARTer Sauce
A cat in a box wearing a rubber bat, bARTer Sauce

Q. How did you hear about The Sauce?
A. I saw the display ad for bARTersauce when I was at the EtsySaver.com website. This ad made me curious. I wasn’t sure if I should eat it, wear it, or play with it. I had to go and find out!

Q. What % of your underwears have you made and what % have you bought?

Doll Heads (with spines) and Arms

Submitted by rosalie on Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:19am
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Jennas Red Rhino
Decapitated Doll Heads with Spines and Arms, bARTer Sauce
Decapitated Doll Heads with Spines and Arms, bARTer Sauce
Decapitated Doll Heads with Spines and Arms, bARTer Sauce
Decapitated Doll Heads with Spines and Arms, bARTer Sauce
Decapitated Doll Heads with Spines and Arms, bARTer Sauce
Decapitated Doll Heads with Spines and Arms, bARTer Sauce

Creepier than skeletons, this lot of 5 Arian style doll heads have blue eyes, blonde hair, long wire "spinal columns" coming out of the necks, and a total of 9 hands.

I received these from a friend as a birthday present. He thought that I should use them to create artistic clothing. The thing is, I don't make artistic clothing. I make creative costumes, functional hats and unnecessary lingerie, but no wearable art that uses blue-eyed doll heads.

Rebekah Trades Me a Doll Sculpture and Ceramic Necklace for 25 Door Plates and Ancient Dominos

Submitted by rosalie on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 12:51am
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Rebekah Norris, A bARTer Sauce trader
Rebekah Norris, A bARTer Sauce trader
Rebekah Norris, A bARTer Sauce trader

Rebekah made not one - but two - trades at the bARTer Sauce show at SideShow studios this summer

Thanks Rebekah! And just because I'm thankful doesn't mean that you'll get out of answering my "interview" questions. Mmmmwwwahahahahhahaha!

Q. How did you hear about The Sauce show? It sounds like you came prepared with stuff to trade. Are you a friend of Nik's?

Porcelain Doll Sculpture

Submitted by rosalie on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 12:00pm
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rebekah
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce

Rebekah's Story That Came With the Ceramic Doll Sculpture

This may not be for anyone squeamish or any man at all. In 1997, I got to observe a really amazing event. The vasectomy of my now ex-husband. The doctor was all too willing to let me watch. H, as he shall be known, was invited to lay on the exam table, his junk exposed and properly shaved. The doctor chuckled as he taped his member to his lower (hair covered, I might add) abdomen. He was then given a shot of anesthetic.

Cory Trades Me Wedding Day Disaster Barbie for Saint Adolph Wolfli

Submitted by rosalie on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 2:12am
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Cory Parsons and Saint Adolph Wolfli, A bARTer Sauce Trade

Even though Cory made something terrifying...

I still made her answer my "interview" questions. Read on in awe and wonder.

Q. How large is the largest stick you've ever dragged around behind you threateningly?
A: Well I have waved a pretend Harry Potter wand quite menacingly at people but I don't think I've dragged a large stick.

Q. Do you prefer crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

Wedding Day Disaster Barbie

Submitted by rosalie on Thu, 01/27/2011 - 1:53am
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Original Owner: 
HeavenLeigh123
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Wedding Day Disaster Barbie, An Item in bARTer Sauce

Cory's Story that came with Wedding Day Disaster Barbie

For my story, I chose to share an embarrassing one. I took my son to the grocery store one day when he was around 2 or 3. He was at that stage where he still kind of wobbled along really slowly when he walked but he was grouchy and defiant and sometimes it was easier to be patient than try to carry him and suffer the inevitable tantrum.

Aku Aku Book

Submitted by rosalie on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 7:43am
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scary-art1973
Aku Aku - an item in bARTer Sauce
Aku Aku - an item in bARTer Sauce
Aku Aku - an item in bARTer Sauce
Aku Aku - an item in bARTer Sauce
Aku Aku - an item in bARTer Sauce

This is a vintage book by Thor Heyerdahl, the writer of Kon-Tiki that popularized tiki culture in the 60's.

Here he goes to Easter Island and does stuff. A lot of stuff. I didn't read it. It has a bunch of cool pictures in it though. 62 of them! And it's big! Like it'll stand out on your book shelf and if you're into tiki culture - your friends will be impressed with this find. Maybe you can read it too. I'm sure it's a pretty good book. You can keep it near the toilet and imagine you're on an island full of iguanas that aren't afraid of people. Islands are great.

Colin "trades" me a Hedgehog for Decapitated Moose Heads

Submitted by rosalie on Thu, 09/13/2007 - 12:00pm
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Moose Heads
Man and Woman Holding Small Stuffed Moose Heads

Colin was unfortunately the loser in the first ever, and possibly only, bARTer Sauce trade competition.

He was a little upset that he had to compete against a real museum with a mailing list. He really didn't do so badly considering. In fact, for quite awhile, he was completely kicking the museum's ass. But then they got around to sending some info out to their mailing list ....and well, Colin lost.

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