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Elvis T-shirt and Stand

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Elvis T-shirt Stand, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Elvis T-shirt Stand, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Elvis T-shirt Stand, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Elvis T-shirt Stand, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Elvis T-shirt Stand, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Elvis T-shirt Stand, An Item in bARTer Sauce

In lieu of a story, Nik sent this poem about the bARTer Sauce show at Sideshow studios in California

Twas the day of the 'Sauce
and everyone was invited
people came from miles around
all were excited
Some discovered the 'Sauce
for the very first time
Others had always been there
and sometimes can rhyme
There was talk of toast,
donkeys, miniature frogs, and tobacco
smurf porn, fisting cooking shows

Nik Trades Me Elvis T-Shirt and Stand for Japanese Animal Toasts

Lucky Harms holding a Nicolas Caesar original painting

Note from The Sauce: Nik tries hard to remember the Sideshow Studios bARTer Sauce art show.

I think I should point out that it wouldn't be nearly as hard to recall if Nik would have sent me this story months ago when the art show actually took place. Ah well. 

So It's hard to recall the show. That was many drinks ago. But from what I remember it went like this - everyone who walked in was taken back. It was definitely an unfamiliar premise. And being that little or no cash was involved was really a shock. But as they ventured into unfamiliar territory they suddenly let their guards down to embrace that flea market kind of treasure-hunting excitement. People then remarked about all the things they had in their studios, garages, and attics. That wore off as soon as they were aware paperwork was involved. "What should I write?", they asked. "A story about anything", I replied, almost grudgingly because after the umpteen stories I've written for Barter Sauce these noobs can come up with at least one! (Note from The Sauce: I seem to remember a little grumbling from Mr. Nik as well. Perhaps.)

Some patrons actually did their research and came in ready to trade. Others were still confused and overcomplicated the easy. I still think the act of bartering is something the rest of the planet has a hard time relating to if they never worked retail. Every retail job I've had I've traded coffee for pizza and film for smoothies. As an artist I trade art for art. At bARTer Sauce I trade clown paintings for weird items. Watching Jerry Springer -  some women trade sex for chicken nuggets. It's all good.

Velvet Elvis

Crying Velvet Elvis

I found this one at Killorn "mark up" O'Neill's garage sale.

Kayla trades an Ed Sullivan collage for a Velvet Elvis painting

Random girl

Elvis is gone.

Well, I still have to mail him, but he's been claimed. He's going to live with a fourteen year old girl in Minnesota named Kayla. She appears to be an old soul. She's obsessed with stuff from the 50's including Elvis. I was just in Minnesota and met her mom at a coffee shop to hang out for a minute. Kayla brought a Gidget book to read.

Yeah, I know...who reads? (snort) So of course, when I got the velvet Elvis, I immediately thought of her.

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