He eventually wrote a story for a couple of them, but I had to call him a douche in order to get him to do it. I'm not proud of it, but a lady does what a lady has to:
SUGGESTION: Zombies. What happens when zombies get phone calls where the number is marked as private. What do they do? What DO they do?
About a year ago I worked for Empire Today. It was a normal office job, blah blah.
But then at the end of the year for our holiday bonus I was expecting a small gift or nicer yet a little bonus check. However, sadly ... instead I received this: an Empire Today Bobble Head desk buddy of the Empire Today mascot old guy with a mustache.
