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Pickled Eyeball Candle

Original Owner: 
Coy Powers
Eyeball Candle, An Item In bARTer Sauce
Eyeball Candle, An Item In bARTer Sauce

Coy's story that came with Pickled Eyeball Candle: 

While I don't feel guilty about what I did, the eyeballs keep staring. Maybe I shouldn't keep them in the bedroom, but as it turns out, eyes in a jar raise plenty of questions from guests, especially if they see them just sitting on the mantle.

bARTer Sauce -- Two-Face Jane

"Two-faced Jane" is the newest offer on bARTer Sauce. I think I'm in love with her giant, mutant button eye. There's just something about it. Maybe deep down I wish that I, myself, had a giant, mutant button eye instead of a regular eye. Perhaps that would make my cat cease and decist on the waking me up by sniffing my eyeball routine that has become so popular in the mornings these days. Rachel submitted "Two-faced Jane" as an offer for the "Brain Scan."

I'm pretty sure I'd be crazy not to take her up on it which is why I immediately accepted her trade offer. You will be able to submit your own trade offer for "Two-faced Jane" shortly. Check the website in mid-February and she'll be prominently displayed for all to bid on. Are you wondering what the hell I'm talking about?

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