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Jessamyn

House Hat

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House Hat by Jessamyn, An Item in bARTer Sauce
House Hat by Jessamyn, An Item in bARTer Sauce
House Hat by Jessamyn, An Item in bARTer Sauce
House Hat by Jessamyn, An Item in bARTer Sauce
House Hat by Jessamyn, An Item in bARTer Sauce
House Hat by Jessamyn, An Item in bARTer Sauce

Jessamyn likes to submit her stories in the form of comic book pages.

Here's one that she swears is true.

Decoupage Tape Box

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Decoupage tape box from Jessamy: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Decoupage tape box from Jessamy: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Decoupage tape box from Jessamy: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Decoupage tape box from Jessamy: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Decoupage tape box from Jessamy: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Decoupage tape box from Jessamy: An Item in bARTer Sauce

Jessamyn's story that came with Decoupage Tape Box:

The decoupaged cassette tape carrier has a sticker from the band A Gun That Shoots Knives. I like this band because of how they have songs about dinosaurs and chocolate donuts. One time I went to a show where they had turned the theater into a prehistoric jungle with sweet palm trees and volcanoes.

bARTer Sauce Trade: Holy Souvenirs Batman!

The Sauce did a trade recently with Jessamyn. She rules. She once traded me a brain scan. OF HER BRAIN! What? Yes, it's completely true.

Jessamyn Trades Me The Box of Regrets for Two-Faced Jane

Jessamyn and the doll
Jessamyn and the doll

Jessamyn has been subjected - as are most bARTer Sauce traders these days - to my "interview" questions.

I ask the questions no one cares about and force people to send me "answers."

Question: How come there aren't more regrets in your box? Have you lived a regret-free lifestyle? Or are you just selective about which you'll share on the internet?

Answer: I am not sure of the regret-capacity of the box, so I don't want to fill it up for future users.

Jessamyn Trades me her Brain Scan and Fancy Mask (and accoutrements) for Drag Queen Clown and Kill You in Your Sleep Teddy Bear Lamp

Jessamyn and some horns.
Rosalie and Jessamyn doing a bARTer Sauce trade

As per usual, I have subjected Jessamyn to my own brand of "interview" questions.

This tradition began long ago when I used to pressure myself to come up with an engaging and funny story of my own to go along with each trade. Well, after about a million or so trades, it seems I have run out of stories, so now, I make my Sauce traders work extra hard by telling me a story AND answering my lame "interview questions." Personally, I think this solution is genius. Plus, I'm lazy.

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