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Jessamyn Trades Me Decoupage Tape Box for Faux Fur Painting

Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce
Jessamyn and the Faux Fur Painting: An Item in bARTer Sauce

Jessamyn was subjected to the normal "interview" questions. God bless her.

Q: What was the last thing you bought at a garage sale?
A: A jean vest with sweater sleeves sewn in, brand name "Don't mess with Texas".

Q: Where did you get the Liberace tape?

A: The Value Village

Q: Do you eat doughnuts because you like them - or just because they are there?

A: Both; I will take any reason to eat donuts

Jesamyn Trades Me Potato Bunny Pamphlet for Nik Caesar's Self Portrait

bARTer Sauce Trade

Jessamyn - like everyone else I trade with - was forced at gunpoint to answer my "interview" questions:

Q: Have you ever made your own mustard?
A. No, although I love mustard with a fiery passion.

Q: Have you ever had impure thoughts about field roast?
A. I try to never think of Field Roast. Thanks a lot for reminding me.

Q: If you could punch anything in nature, what would it be?
A. It would be the sun; I would punch it right in its stupid face.

Jessamyn Trades Me Holy Souvenirs Batman for Sequin Horse

Rosalie and Jessamyn doin' a bARTer Sauce trade

Jessamyn - like everyone else - was forced to endure my "interview" questions.


Q: What is the maximum amount you would pay for a cup of coffee?

A: $100--if it was big enough for me to swim in.

Q: Thumb: finger or not-finger?
A: Not-finger!

Q: Can you estimate how much turkey you ate this Thanksgiving?
A: Aproximately the size of 3 Hamsters.

Q: Would you say it was more or less than the size of an average dog?

Box of Regrets

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The Box of Regrets
The Box of Regrets
The Box of Regrets

Jessamyn's Story that came with the Box of Regrets:

To use the regrets box, one simply writes down things one regrets and puts them in the box to HIDE ONE'S SHAME FROM THE WORLD.

I put two regrets in it.

This is one of them:

Mask and Extras

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Story of the Mask Part I
Story of the Mask Part II
Story of the Mark Part III
Jessamyn's Mask
Jessamyn's Mask
Jessamyn's Mask
Jessamyn's Mask
Jessamyn's Mask post remix by Nik

Jessamyn's Story that came with the Mask:

[This is the first time a Sauce trader has told me a story in comic form...or any form other than just words. I applaud you Jessamyn. You are the most creative and possibly weirdest Sauce trader to date (okay, definitely not weirdest hoooo-boy).  The story is the first three images above.]

Brain Scan

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Brain Scan

Jessamyn's Story that Accompanied the Brain Scan:

When I was a kid, I would get these weird symptoms wherein I would remember a dream I'd had, my skin would go tingly and my vision would go all sparkly. Afterwords, I would feel sick and have a headache. I went to several doctors who were very confused. I never found out what it was and it went away on its own eventually, but I did get some sweet brain pictures out of it!

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