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Kelly Lyles

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Ron gives me two copies of "How to Cook Like a Stud" in exchange for three prints by Kelly Lyles

Ron Reid, Manaeger of The Comedy Underground, doin' a bARTer Sauce trade
Ron Reid, Manaeger of The Comedy Underground, doin' a bARTer Sauce trade
Ron Reid, Manaeger of The Comedy Underground, doin' a bARTer Sauce trade

A long time ago, Ron made me an offer for the Creepy Rhinestone Baby that I ended up trading to the Museum of Bad Art instead.

Kelly gives me another Mice Krispies print in exchange for 600 paper cranes

Kelly Lyles

Previously I threatened to give Ron Reid at the Comedy Underground everything I have yet to trade away with bARTer Sauce.

I have yet to pack up all the untradeables for him. I guess I'm just afraid he'll never let me on stage again. (Perhaps a wise choice in any case.) Plus, I'm probably too lazy to go to all that trouble.

Dartanion gives me two 80's Video Game graphic prints in exchange for Mice Krispies and Catacomb

Rosalie Gale and Dartanion London
The Dart-Mondo

I also did a trade last night with Dartanion London (yes, that's his real name). I gave him two of Kelly Lyles prints - Mice Krispies and Catacomb - and he gave me.....

"Custom-made alternate props for hit dance duo "Darlene" from Dance Off 2006! Printed in full color glory and hand-mounted upon legitimate Walgreens paperboard. Iconic 8-bit Nintendo graphics perfect for your dorm room or other place you won't get laid!"

I love them...and so will you.

Meghan gave me her Punk Rock Baby Farm diorama for Kelly's Benson and Hedgehogs print

Meghan Hounshell Holding A Kelly Lyles Print With Her Index Finger Extended

For this trade the Benson and Hedgehogs print went to Meghan Hounshell (local stand up comic who is way funnier than me) for the Punk Rock Baby Farm.

Look at the picture. Look at it now!

She really wanted me to "Look over there!" You can tell by the way she's pointing over there. I did look. There was nothing over there. She's funny. She slept on my floor last night. Well, on her air mattress that she keeps under my bed.

Nameless Guy trades me Eyes for Boobs in exchange for two sock puppets and Viagra Falls

Man With Sock Puppet

I met this guy at the coffee shop in Georgetown (I can say that because Georgetown is the one place in Seattle that only has one coffee shop) and we did the trade.

I love his painting. Excuse me, my eyes are up here! Oh...wait.

My favorite! We had plenty of time to do the trade while we were waiting in line for coffee because everyone and their mother was there with their dogs.

Argh. Dogs. I like dogs. But not in my coffee. And certainly not in line in front of me. Why do they get to be in front of me. That blows.

Jo Jo Stilletto trades me two sock puppets for the Spamster print

Jo Jo and Spamster

Jessica (Jo Jo Stilletto - the High Heel of Hurt) got her Spamster print to commemorate her poor dead hamster, Cameltoe.

I remember fondly the Christmas card I received one year with an image of dear Cameltoe peeking out of a stocking with his name on it. It was truly profound.

Here is Jessica's story:

Kelly Lyles Print - Catsup

Original Owner: 
Art Car
A print of Catsup, by Kelly Lyles.

Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.

All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:

"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.

Kelly Lyles Print - Ferret Cake

Original Owner: 
Art Car
A print of Ferret Cake, by Kelly Lyles.

Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.

All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:

"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.

Kelly Lyles Print - Ferret Juice

Original Owner: 
Art Car
A print of Ferret Juice, by Kelly Lyles.

Kely Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.

Kelly makes bacon & egg dresses! How cool would that have been for Halloween?
 

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