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Kill you in your sleep

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Jessamyn Trades me her Brain Scan and Fancy Mask (and accoutrements) for Drag Queen Clown and Kill You in Your Sleep Teddy Bear Lamp

Jessamyn and some horns.
Rosalie and Jessamyn doing a bARTer Sauce trade

As per usual, I have subjected Jessamyn to my own brand of "interview" questions.

This tradition began long ago when I used to pressure myself to come up with an engaging and funny story of my own to go along with each trade. Well, after about a million or so trades, it seems I have run out of stories, so now, I make my Sauce traders work extra hard by telling me a story AND answering my lame "interview questions." Personally, I think this solution is genius. Plus, I'm lazy.

Kill You in Your Sleep Teddy Bear Lamp

Original Owner: 
Dr. Fungomery
Kill You in Your Sleep Teddy Bear Lamp
Kill You in Your Sleep Teddy Bear Lamp

Emmett's story that came with Kill You in Your Sleep Teddy Bear Lamp:

Sometimes I awaken in the middle of the night to find a teddy bear peering at me through my bedroom doorway. It just stands there pointing a stuffed paw at me accusingly. It never makes any noise but the hateful glare behind its button eyes says one thing to me...

it knows my secret.

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