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Cross With Weird Stuff On It

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A cross with weird stuff on it
A cross with weird stuff on it
A cross with weird stuff on it
Matchbook that says, "Phil eats vag for change."

Will's story that came with the Cross With Weird Stuff On It:

Phil Eats Vag For Change

I was at a bar the other day drinking cheap beer and having cheaper conversation about all manner of boring things like how hot Serena Williams is when she plays tennis and there was a brandy glass full of matchbooks. I live in NC and we're like the mecca for tobacco farmers everywhere, so you can still light up in a bar and pretty much anywhere because those yankee law fucks can make whatever kind of laws they want and the old schoolers will still light up and nobody is going to say anything because goddammit this is North Carolina and it's a god given right to smoke one of our past number one cash crops.

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