Will's Story that came with Cyber-Donkey 3000:
My job sucks. It sucks the most and it's boring and filled with emptiness much like the joy or satisfaction I take from doing (or not doing) my job. In the midst of this emptiness enters Cyber-Donk 3000. A rubbery plasticky donkey that I found lying around the engineering lab one day and had the genius idea to fill my utter senseless and empty work existence with a project. We can make it stronger, better, faster, more filled with blinky lights and useless pieces of hardware.
