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Kelly trades me "Toylet" for "Parisite"

Kelly and I trade Parisite for Toylet in bARTer Sauce
Kelly and I trade Parisite for Toylet in bARTer Sauce
Kelly and I trade Parisite for Toylet in bARTer Sauce
Kelly and I trade Parisite for Toylet in bARTer Sauce
Kelly's new art car
Doug and Kelly moving the Toylet
bARTer Sauce Trade

Kelly hauled the "Toylet" to the May First Thursday Art Walk.

We've been trying to get together and make the trade all week because she's had it rolling around in her car. It never worked out, so she had to live with a toy-covered toilet rockin' around in the back of her art car. Poor Kelly. She did get to take "Parisite" home, so I think she'll be okay.

Lynn Trades Me Parisite for Abe Lincoln Shower Art

Spam from Lynn

This trade was done through the mail.

So no story about meeting Lynn personally. Nothing like that. But she did write me a funny email about the package I sent her. So here it is now. I present, with no further ado, Lynn's Funny Email:

Parisite

Original Owner: 
Wonky Woman
Parisite

We all remember Lynn, correct?

Lynn, you remember everyone?

Good.

Okay, I may have tried to lead you all to beieve that I was afraid of Lynn. That she had threatened me in order to get me to trade her some Shower Art. Now, I must admit, it not completely true. Well, not all of it is true. You see, I am afraid of Lynn. For sure. No doubt. But not because she threatens me. No.

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