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Rachael trades me Headless Gabriel for Bad Kid

Rachael doing her impression of Bad Kid

Rachael was kind enough to tolerate some of my "interview" questions.

She was the winner of the 2010 bARTer Sauce Trade Off. She competed against another Sauce trader for the Bad Kid painting. They each submitted their trade offer and stories and then folks voted on who I should trade with by leaving comments. Rachael won! Yay! She's a winner!

Have some fun learning basically nothing important about her: 

Q: What size books do you prefer? 

Appalachian Children Dolls

Original Owner: 
Appalachian Children
Appalachian Children
Appalachian Children
Appalachian Children
Appalachian Children (post surgery)

Will's story that came with the Appalachian Children Dolls:

I picked these up in a thrift store and they were never opened. They still have their little tag that states that they were made (and presumably sold) to benefit an Appalachian Children's association or orphanage or something. they look kind of like tiny raggedy ann and andy, but their hands are permanently attached and they have X's for eyes which makes me think they're dead. In a way, they're like homemade "Living Dead" dolls. There's an overall sense of morbidity to them.

Stuffed Dooky Kiss

Original Owner: 
Dooky Kiss

Temple's Story that came with 'Stuffed Dooky Kiss':

Once upon a time, I lit a belt on fire because I was convinced it was the snake in the Garden of Eden.

Two-faced Jane

Original Owner: 
Two Face Jane
Two Face Jane

Rachael's Offer for the Brain Scan:

My offer is a ragdoll of sorts. She's kinda purple-ish, a little less than a foot long including dangly dress-bit, and has one button eye. I made her myself but I did it while in the grips of a jag of insomnia and I don't know what I was thinking.

Please be tempted, she's really starting to weird me out...

Rachael's Worst Nightmare:

Theres not much to it but I felt horrid when I woke up.

Tiny Head

Original Owner: 
Tiny Head

Note from bARTer Sauce:

I must preface this entry by saying that I recently threatened Nik and told him he better submit some super good stories with his trade offers. I think I may have insulted him as he created two stories -- or one story in two parts -- the last titled, "Eat Me." Nik, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry that your previous stories sucked and that you didn't put forth much effort in that area. I do feel truely awful about that.


Maybe we better just get on with the story:

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