Jessamyn - like everyone else I trade with - was forced at gunpoint to answer my "interview" questions:
Q: Have you ever made your own mustard? A. No, although I love mustard with a fiery passion.
Q: Have you ever had impure thoughts about field roast? A. I try to never think of Field Roast. Thanks a lot for reminding me.
Q: If you could punch anything in nature, what would it be? A. It would be the sun; I would punch it right in its stupid face.
As in normally the case, I subjected Kevin to several of my "interview" questions.
Q: If you heard that sometimes people go into a room heated to 105 degrees and 40% humidity and do 90 minutes of yoga, what would you say?
A: No thank you. My aerobics class at the YMCA is plenty for me. No need for additional torture.
