Previously I threatened to give Ron Reid at the Comedy Underground everything I have yet to trade away with bARTer Sauce.
I have yet to pack up all the untradeables for him. I guess I'm just afraid he'll never let me on stage again. (Perhaps a wise choice in any case.) Plus, I'm probably too lazy to go to all that trouble.
Dartanion London (yes, that's his real name) offered me these: "Custom-made alternate props for hit dance duo "Darlene" from Dance Off 2006! Printed in full color glory and hand-mounted upon legitimate Walgreens paperboard. Iconic 8-bit Nintendo graphics perfect for your dorm room or other place you won't get laid!"
He's so funny.
You can see him in Dartmondo. You want to. I know. So just do it. God.
Jessica (Jo Jo Stilletto - the High Heel of Hurt) got her Spamster print to commemorate her poor dead hamster, Cameltoe.
I remember fondly the Christmas card I received one year with an image of dear Cameltoe peeking out of a stocking with his name on it. It was truly profound.
Here's what she says about them: "These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.
Kely Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.
A print of Mice Krispies, by Kelly Lyles.
I actually saw this print in a bar in Ballard years ago and was astounded because, at the time, Mice Krispies was my Instant Messenger screen name! Coincidence? I think NOT!
Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.
All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:
"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.
Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.
All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:
"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.
Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.
All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:
"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.
Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.
All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:
"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.
