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Kelly gives me another Mice Krispies print in exchange for 600 paper cranes

Kelly Lyles

Previously I threatened to give Ron Reid at the Comedy Underground everything I have yet to trade away with bARTer Sauce.

I have yet to pack up all the untradeables for him. I guess I'm just afraid he'll never let me on stage again. (Perhaps a wise choice in any case.) Plus, I'm probably too lazy to go to all that trouble.

Nintendo Prints

Original Owner: 
Dartanion
Nintendo Prints

Dartanion London (yes, that's his real name) offered me these: "Custom-made alternate props for hit dance duo "Darlene" from Dance Off 2006! Printed in full color glory and hand-mounted upon legitimate Walgreens paperboard. Iconic 8-bit Nintendo graphics perfect for your dorm room or other place you won't get laid!"

He's so funny.

You can see him in Dartmondo. You want to. I know. So just do it. God.

Jo Jo Stilletto trades me two sock puppets for the Spamster print

Jo Jo and Spamster

Jessica (Jo Jo Stilletto - the High Heel of Hurt) got her Spamster print to commemorate her poor dead hamster, Cameltoe.

I remember fondly the Christmas card I received one year with an image of dear Cameltoe peeking out of a stocking with his name on it. It was truly profound.

Here is Jessica's story:

Kelly Lyles Print - Catsup

Original Owner: 
Art Car
A print of Catsup, by Kelly Lyles.

Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.

All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:

"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.

Kelly Lyles Print - Ferret Cake

Original Owner: 
Art Car
A print of Ferret Cake, by Kelly Lyles.

Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.

All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:

"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.

Kelly Lyles Print - Ferret Juice

Original Owner: 
Art Car
A print of Ferret Juice, by Kelly Lyles.

Kely Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.

Kelly makes bacon & egg dresses! How cool would that have been for Halloween?
 

Kelly Lyles Print - Benson and Hedgehog

Original Owner: 
Art Car
A print of Benson and Hedgehog for bARTer Sauce, by Kelly Lyles.

Kely Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.

Kelly has an art car named Leopard Bernstein:

"Leopard Bernstein is a 1989 Subaru DL wagon. We've travelled to art car events and parades all over the U.S. My vehicle is quite modest compared to the other spectacular sculptured, glued, welded, transformed autos you'll see on these links and in my paintings.

Kelly Lyles Print - Spamster

Original Owner: 
Art Car
A print of Spamster, by Kelly Lyles.

Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.

All the prints are from her rodent series. Here's what she says about them:

"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.

Kelly Lyles Print - Viagra Falls

Original Owner: 
Art Car
A print of Viagra Falls, by Kelly Lyles.

Kelly Lyles was kind enough to trade me a ton of her prints in exchange for the Microwave Love Tester Diorama.

All the prints are from her rodent series.

Here's what she says about them:
"These paintings came about in response to the constant questions about my art-car, Leopard Bernstein. "Are you a Leo?" "You must really identify with leopards." None of the above.

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