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Bryan Trades Me Rubber Bat for Perpetual Motion Machine

Rosalie and Bryan trade a rubber bat for a perpetual motion machine in bARTer Sa
Rosalie and Bryan trade a rubber bat for a perpetual motion machine in bARTer Sa
Rosalie and Bryan trade a rubber bat for a perpetual motion machine in bARTer Sa

Bryan was no exception to the mandatory "interview" questions. Doug held him down and poked him with a marshmallow toasting fork while I asked him the following:


Q: Have you ever made your own mustard?

A: Yes I have made several types of mustard. I am a Chef.

Q: If you could punch anything in nature, what would it be?
A: I have punched a 300 ft tall dust devil at burning man, then got sucked into and a few feet up it!

Q: Do you have any tattoos?

Jesamyn Trades Me Potato Bunny Pamphlet for Nik Caesar's Self Portrait

bARTer Sauce Trade

Jessamyn - like everyone else I trade with - was forced at gunpoint to answer my "interview" questions:

Q: Have you ever made your own mustard?
A. No, although I love mustard with a fiery passion.

Q: Have you ever had impure thoughts about field roast?
A. I try to never think of Field Roast. Thanks a lot for reminding me.

Q: If you could punch anything in nature, what would it be?
A. It would be the sun; I would punch it right in its stupid face.

Regina Trades Me Three Skulls for Jar Man

Regina and Jar Man sittin' in a tree...

Regina is awesome and you should check out her website. Regina was kind enough to send some answers to my ridiculous "interview" questions:

Q: If you could punch anything in nature, what would it be?
A: The safe answer is Cancer. I'd punch that till the cows came home. But my first thought was to punch a Tsunami. Bastard things.

Q: How many parents do you have?

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