Bryan was no exception to the mandatory "interview" questions. Doug held him down and poked him with a marshmallow toasting fork while I asked him the following:
Q: Have you ever made your own mustard?
A: Yes I have made several types of mustard. I am a Chef.
Q: If you could punch anything in nature, what would it be?
A: I have punched a 300 ft tall dust devil at burning man, then got sucked into and a few feet up it!
Q: Do you have any tattoos?
Jessamyn - like everyone else I trade with - was forced at gunpoint to answer my "interview" questions:
Q: Have you ever made your own mustard? A. No, although I love mustard with a fiery passion.
Q: Have you ever had impure thoughts about field roast? A. I try to never think of Field Roast. Thanks a lot for reminding me.
Q: If you could punch anything in nature, what would it be? A. It would be the sun; I would punch it right in its stupid face.
Regina is awesome and you should check out her website. Regina was kind enough to send some answers to my ridiculous "interview" questions:
Q: If you could punch anything in nature, what would it be?
A: The safe answer is Cancer. I'd punch that till the cows came home. But my first thought was to punch a Tsunami. Bastard things.
