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Robot Baby Picture

Original Owner: 
Coy Powers
Robot Baby Hybrid, An Item In bARTer Sauce

Coy's story that came with Robot Baby Picture:

RX23 was very excited when his son arrived from the factory, hoping he would end the rift between the families. Being PC and American to boot, while his wife was pure 100% Japanese engineering (Honda), meant that many thought they would be totally incompatible. RX23 took it all in stride, though.

The families fought on occasion, as is to be expected, and his wife's family, was always the more sophisticated of the two, but still, they loved each other.

Nik Trades Me Stolen Unicorn Poster and Transvestite Robot for Weird Rooster Thing and I Can See Butt

bARTer Sauce Trade

Nik trades with me all the time.

About twice a month. And he has set up his own art trading project inspired by bARTer Sauce. He's a fan. And I'm a fan of him. All that said, I've had to come up with probably hundreds of "interview" questions for Nik to answer.

So this time we're going with Fun Facts! Fun. Facts about Nik: 

  • I compulsively cut my hair. Not in any professional way. In my mind it looks good but in the mirror not so much.

Transvestite Robot

Original Owner: 
scary-art1973
Transvestite Robot, an Item In bARTer Sauce
Transvestite Robot, an Item In bARTer Sauce
Transvestite Robot, an Item In bARTer Sauce
Transvestite Robot, an Item In bARTer Sauce

Nik's Story that came with Transvestite Robot:

A story. An awesome one.

I'm going to solve Earth's biggest riddle! I figured out the meaning of life, I started looking at the universe as a whole and realized that the human race over complicates everything. Kind of like if you're waiting for someone, you don't know where they are, you start inventing scenarios. That's where we get religion. So scratch that.

Robotic Bug

Original Owner: 
scary-art1973
Robotic Bug
Robotic Bug
Robotic Bug
Robotic Bug

Nik's Story that he submitted with "Robotic Bug":

I once dressed up as Mothra for a Godzilla film night at the Parkway Theater in Oakland. I couldn't see out of the tiny eyeholes in the suit and just sort of rolled around and stopped a lot. I was suppossed to spray silly string through the mouth hole but it clogged and backfired.

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