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Victor Trades Me The Horde I for Figure Drawing Book

bARTer Sauce Trader: Victor - with the Figure Drawing Book
bARTer Sauce Trader: Victor - with the Figure Drawing Book

Victor was subjected to my "interview" questions - as are all Sauce traders. He answered them like a perfect gentleman.

Q: How long is your beard?
A: My beard is very short. I'm not the hairy type you know...

Q: If you answered the first question by saying "I have no beard" - when did you shave it off?

A: I usually shave once per week XD...

Faux Fur Painting

Original Owner: 
rebecca
Faux Fur Painting
Faux Fur Painting
Faux Fur Painting
Faux Fur Painting
Faux Fur Painting

Rebecca's Story that came with the Faux Fur Painting:

I used to paint on fake fur back in the 80s when I lived in NYC. I had an art installation at a bar called "Downtown Beirut"( on the Lower East Side). I covered all the walls with paintings of famous architecture on shag fake fur. I covered the ceiling ( with Putti like an Italian church on lime green plush) bar stools,and I did art for the bathrooms ( which got slashed with a knife). The owners loved it so much they wanted it up for two months.

Sean Trades Me Three Things For Three Other Things

Sean, as a comic
Sean, in the bathroom

This trade, like many others recently, happened through the mail.

And while I love expanding bARTer Sauce to new areas of the globe, I do kind of miss the trading in person part of it. Now, in order to spice this up a little bit, I've decided that I'll ask anyone who trades with me through the mail to tell me an extra, bonus, double-good story. Along those lines, I asked Sean to tell me about when he first learned that there was no Santa Claus.

Sean, on Santa (not in a weird way):

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