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Glenda Trades Me Ms. Thang a.k.a. Lizard Face in Exchange for 3 Ceramic Skulls

Three Ceramic Skulls About to Eat a Barbie Head
A Ceramic Skull About to Dine on a Barbie Doll Head
Three Ceramic Skulls holding hands after feasting on a Barbie Head

Q. Tell me something your aunt did - other than call you Barbie.
A. She also called me "Ginny" which I hated & scared the crap out of me when I had to ride in in a vehicle with her.
Q. How big of a dog is too big?
A. Is there such a thing as too big? Maybe Clifford size.

Q. If someone offered to give you laser hair removal for free - but only on one leg, would you do it?
A. You bet! 1 less leg to shave &/or slice to shreds with the razor of doom.

Regina Trades Me Three Skulls for Jar Man

Regina and Jar Man sittin' in a tree...

Regina is awesome and you should check out her website. Regina was kind enough to send some answers to my ridiculous "interview" questions:

Q: If you could punch anything in nature, what would it be?
A: The safe answer is Cancer. I'd punch that till the cows came home. But my first thought was to punch a Tsunami. Bastard things.

Q: How many parents do you have?

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