Nik's answers to my increasingly weird "interview" questions:
Q: Do you know anyone who snorts when they laugh?
A: 3 out of every 5
Q: Have you ever farted while sneezing?
A: Sometimes I've squirted
Q: Do you make your own hummus or do you let the grocery store rape you at $4 or so for a tiny container of the least expensive food on the planet: beans?
