I wanted to write a story about Ugly Baby robots, tons of them, like Terminator 4, and - like Doug - they didn't talk. They just fired their lasers and turned everyone into Shower Art. Then you would trade them out to other planets and get all sorts of crazy and weird stuff. But the swine flu isn't helping the brain to work.
I teach college ceramics. That's all you need to know about that. During my first semester of teaching one of my students (Let's call him "Justin") made an entire "Hugs For Jesus" series. Nothing in the series had anything to do with hugs, or Jesus, except they all said "Hugs For Jesus" on them somewhere.
