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Debra Trades me a Yoni Quilt Art Square in exchange for 4 Stickers

Debra Zimmerman, a bARTer Sauce Trader

Just because Debra traded me a quilted vagina - it didn't mean she got away without answering some "interview" questions. Mmmmwwwwahahahahahahahah

Q: Where did you hear about The Sauce?

A: The Sauce,....well actually, I rarely touch the stuff.

Q: I noticed that most of the other quilt pieces that had yoni themes were a bit more subtle. Do you think the addition of hair helped you or hurt you in the yoni competition?

Ryan Trades Me 4 Stickers with Original Artwork for Pickled Eyeball Candle

Ryan, bARTer Sauce trader
Ryan, bARTer Sauce trader
Ryan, bARTer Sauce trader

This is the email Ryan sent me the morning after First Thursday

I always like to find out what happens to trades after they leave my hands and I thought you guys might be curious as well.....

Hey,
I don't remember what you said I was suppose to write to you about. Any-whoo, the eye candle that I received- we burned it after artwalk. Then I left it at my friends house. Just wanted to write you before I forgot.
XO
Ryan

Q: Where did you get the glasses you were wearing at First Thursday?

4 Stickers with Original Artwork

Original Owner: 
ryanp
Stickers by Ryan, a bARTer Sauce Item
Stickers by Ryan, a bARTer Sauce Item
Stickers by Ryan, a bARTer Sauce Item
Stickers by Ryan, a bARTer Sauce Item
Stickers by Ryan, a bARTer Sauce Item
Stickers by Ryan, a bARTer Sauce Item
Stickers by Ryan, a bARTer Sauce Item
Stickers by Ryan, a bARTer Sauce Item
Stickers by Ryan, a bARTer Sauce Item

Ryan's Story Submitted with The Stickers:

I was raised by a saintly woman of medium build, and a brazen father of short stature. The latter a vietnam war veteran, evangelical christian and closeted homosexual. When I was a child I used wear dresses and play "house". As I grew older I realized that this was not a societal norm. At age sixteen I ran away from home and haven't been back since.

Rachael Trades Me "I Found An Alternate Dimension In A Hole In My Sock Painting" for Ceramic Ray Gun

Rachel, in hat, with ceramic ray gun

As per usual, I subjected Rachael to my horribly inept "interview" questions:

Q: Have you ever read The Hobbit? If so, did you find yourself ever referring to those maps in the front of the book?
A: I read it in grade school, and who DOESN'T refer to the maps!?

Q: Do you have or have you ever had a roommate?
A: I've never had a roommate but I have had numerous strange attic-dwellers.

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