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Kimberly Trades me Creepy Angel Trading Card for Stolen Unicorn Poster

Kimberly Abraham with her new Unicorn Poster from bARTer Sauce

I forced Kimberly - as I do all Sauce Traders - to answer a bunch of meaningless, weird and sometimes insulting questions.

Here are Kimberly's answers: 

Q: How did you hear about bARTer Sauce?

How Many Unicorn Posters Have YOU Stolen?

None? That's what I figured. Well, Nik is different. A little bit. Not in a Canadian way -- but still different.

Plus, although I've never met him, I do imagine that he smells of almonds. Again, not in a Canadian way -- in a good, almond-ey way.

What am I talking about? I have no idea.

Nik Trades Me Stolen Unicorn Poster and Transvestite Robot for Weird Rooster Thing and I Can See Butt

bARTer Sauce Trade

Nik trades with me all the time.

About twice a month. And he has set up his own art trading project inspired by bARTer Sauce. He's a fan. And I'm a fan of him. All that said, I've had to come up with probably hundreds of "interview" questions for Nik to answer.

So this time we're going with Fun Facts! Fun. Facts about Nik: 

  • I compulsively cut my hair. Not in any professional way. In my mind it looks good but in the mirror not so much.

STOLEN Penis-Headed, No-Eared, Lopsided Kneecapped Unicorn Poster

Original Owner: 
Stolen Unicorn Poster, an Item In bARTer Sauce
Stolen Unicorn Poster, an Item In bARTer Sauce
Stolen Unicorn Poster, an Item In bARTer Sauce

Nik's Story that came with "STOLEN Penis-Headed, No-Eared, Lopsided Kneecapped Unicorn Poster": 

Sock Puppets

Original Owner: 
Sock Puppet
Sock Puppet Unicorn

My friend Jo Jo Stilletto (yes, she's a Roller Girl) traded me these sock puppets that she made.

Hand made sock puppets. Ironic? No. Not really. It's okay, they were new socks. As far as I know.

One of them is a unicorn and the other one is the unicorn's mean trainer.

He makes the unicorn lift weights at 6:30 in the morning and is, in general, an asshole.

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