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Victoria & Tim Trade Me Six Things for Snoopy

Victoria and Rosalie making cute faces
Snoopy between metal breastseses
Victoria helping Rosalie on with giant metal bra
Snoopy between metal breastseses
Victoria licking Snoopy.
Victoria. Alone. Plus blurry.

Victoria and Time were moving. Big time. Getting rid of lots of art and moving away. This is one of those Sauce scenarios where it just may be that someone is much more interested in having The Sauce come over and haul away the stuff that they don't want as opposed to really loving The Sauce. That's okay. Sometimes that's the only way good stuff ever gets into The Sauce. When people are freaking pressed for time.

Beryl Trades Me Big Painting for Appalachian Dolls

Pink, glittery landscape painting
Appalachian Dolls - After

Beryl took pity on the Appalachian dolls and did some surgery to separate them from each other

"I thought you might like to see I've resurrected the kids. New: hairdos, faces, buttons for hands, tie and buttons on shoes for girl, button and belt for boy. Interestingly enough, when I turned around the shirts I found a sticker that they had been made in China. It would be interesting to know, "green-wise," the size of their footprints. I'll give them to Community Services for the Blind."

Gary Trades Me Steampowered Top Hat to Increase Your Thinking Power for Robotic Bug

Gary holding Robotic Bug trade
Gary holding Robotic Bug trade

Gary likes steampunk stuff.

I remember when there was a resurgence of steampunk interest a year or so ago -- or at least that's when I noticed it. I saw the word "steampunk" everywhere and I had no idea what it was. Now I have a better idea. Or at least I know enough to know that I want a freaking monocle. Oh yes.

Snoop Doggy Dog

Original Owner: 
PixieLittle
Snoopy Figurine
Snoopy Figurine
Snoopy Figurine
Snoopy Figurine
Snoopy Figurine

Jaden's Story that came with Snoop Doggy Dog:

Though I have not been to Hawaii, I spent much of the first few years of my life in the Caribbean. At 1 my father kidnapped me and in a strange series of events, ended up in the Caribbean on the lam. We stayed wherever we could find shelter. In St. Martin we briefly stayed in a shack of corrugated metal with a few flimsy bunks of plywood to sleep on. One morning we were unceremoniously woken up by a bull horn.

Jaden Trades Me Snoop Doggy Dog for Hula Barbie

Jaden and I trading Snoop Doggy Dog for Hula Barbie

It's been a long while since I've told an actual story.

Jessamyn Trades Me The Box of Regrets for Two-Faced Jane

Jessamyn and the doll
Jessamyn and the doll

Jessamyn has been subjected - as are most bARTer Sauce traders these days - to my "interview" questions.

I ask the questions no one cares about and force people to send me "answers."

Question: How come there aren't more regrets in your box? Have you lived a regret-free lifestyle? Or are you just selective about which you'll share on the internet?

Answer: I am not sure of the regret-capacity of the box, so I don't want to fill it up for future users.

Box of Regrets

Original Owner: 
JessamynSpecimen
The Box of Regrets
The Box of Regrets
The Box of Regrets

Jessamyn's Story that came with the Box of Regrets:

To use the regrets box, one simply writes down things one regrets and puts them in the box to HIDE ONE'S SHAME FROM THE WORLD.

I put two regrets in it.

This is one of them:

Alien Anal Probe, Alien Mind Control Reflecting Helmet and Dogs Playing Poker Shirt

Original Owner: 
corqmaker
Alien Probe
Alien Probe
Rosalie wearing the tin foil hat
Dogs Playing Poker Shirt

Patrick's story about the Alien Anal Probe, Alien Mind Control Reflecting Helmet and Dogs Playing Poker Shirt:

The story of the Alien Anal Probe…

I had an insane dream a few years ago that can only be explained as unexplainable…

Jaden Trades me Crazy Neighbor Candleholder for Hopeful Centipede

Jaden and Rosalie trading some stuffs in bARTer Sauce
Jaden and Rosalie trading some stuffs in bARTer Sauce
Jaden and Rosalie trading some stuffs in bARTer Sauce
Jaden and Rosalie trading some stuffs in bARTer Sauce
Jaden, Donald (The Heart of the Room artist) and some friends

Jaden is a frequent visitor at our First Thursday Art Walks.

I've even heard rumor that she let my studio partner paint her up like a hummingbird and photograph her. I have yet to see the evidence.

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