My friend Ben Martin used to do stand up comedy.
He doesn't do it anymore, but he does sometimes hang out in the bar downstairs from our apartment. He heard about the Crow Cannon and saw an opportunity to get rid of a painting he's been hauling around.
Apparently Ben got some hand me down furniture from some friends, a coffee table I think, and when they brought it over, they broke the news to him that if he wanted the coffee table, he would also be taking the painting.
It's huge. Huge.
And it is in my house.
If you want a huge painting that seems vauely vaginal, send me a message.