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Four Boobed Alien with Dingle

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Four Boobed Alien with Dingle

Royce's story for the Four Boobed Alien with Dingle:

The four boobed alien with dingle is a painting I made in late November of 2007. I made it, displayed it at the Gallery OK, and traded it. I can't really say much else about it other than that, so here's some random confessions:

  • I am in fact, an octopus, though it's okay if you didn't notice. I'm used to it by now.
  • I am not afraid of clowns, though police sketches scare the shit out of me. Those goddamn Unabomber sketches in the 90's gave me nightmares.
  • As a child I wanted to have telekinesis so I could make stuff float and explode. Honestly, I still want to make stuff float and explode with my mind, but unlike when I was a kid, I don't stare at things for hours to try and make it happen.
  • I do not know how to swim, whistle, blow bubble gum bubbles or click my fingers (you know, the Addams Family thing) or drive a vehicle. I didn't learn how to ride a bike until I was 17.
  • My blood is made of Jello, and my eyes are actually iguanas, but I wouldn't expect you to notice that either.