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Ms. Thang a.k.a. Lizard Face

Original Owner: 
schnarfle
Ms. Thang a.k.a. Lizard Face, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Ms. Thang a.k.a. Lizard Face, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Ms. Thang a.k.a. Lizard Face, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Ms. Thang a.k.a. Lizard Face, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Ms. Thang a.k.a. Lizard Face, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Ms. Thang a.k.a. Lizard Face, An Item in bARTer Sauce

Read the story Glenda submitted with Ms. Thang, a.k.a. Lizard Face:

Once upon a time in a land far, far away(about 200 miles anyway), lived a girl who got sick & tired of being called a barbie doll. She grew up, moved away, got married, had a few kids & gained about 50 lbs. Things were going fine until one day she snapped & started ripping heads off of barbie dolls & then it quickly escalated to bratz. That wasn't enough though. She had to ruin their perfect little faces! Ms. Thang is the result of one of those "incidents".

(Sorry for the psycho story, but this sounds more interesting than "I just enjoy painting bratz/barbie heads." Lol!)

& they lived happily ever after...or did they?!?

The Sauce:
Why did they call you a Barbie doll?
Schnarfle: It was mainly my aunt that did it, but it was because I had blonde hair & blue eyes. It got kind of old after awhile. Lol! Funny thing is I married a "Ken".

The Sauce: As in - his real name is Ken? Or he likes to dress up in different outfits ala Toy Story 3?
Schnarfle: His real name is Ken. He sorta looks like a Ken doll except more manly & he has real black hair instead of plastic brown & his blue eyes aren't a dead plastic stare. :}

The Sauce: Your aunt on your mother's side or your dad's side?
Schnarfle: My mom's side. She's the crazy aunt.