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Naked Men

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Naked Men, An Item In bARTer Sauce

Since Nik is so "interested" in what I purchase and since he owed me another story, I've asked him to put together an imaginary shopping list for me.

What does that mean? I'm not really sure -- let's leave that up to Nik to interpret. 

My imaginary shopping list for Rosalie:

  • 6 pack of Unicorn blood
  • Bottled Gypsy tears
  • Kraken E-Z Squeezin' Cheese
  • Plastic Hammer
  • Ugly Baby Finger Puppets (Assorted)
  • Teleporter
  • Interocitor
  • Robot shavings (Assorted)
  • Giant Pterodactyl egg (Organic)
  • Dead Hamster resurrection kit
  • Cat Translator (discounted)
  • 1 pound of rabbit raisins
  • Mogwai soap (3 bars)
  • Mr. Brady's Groovy orange shampoo
  • Don Knotts swimming goggles
  • 3 legged TV tray
  • Plutonium-O's
  • Hula Skirt (for men)
  • Bacon Beach Chair
  • Ghost Repellent
  • 17 copies of Mosquito and Spider
  • Cowboy Hat
  • Inflatable Bat Wings
  • 6 ounces of petrified yeti dung
  • Parachute Pants (for him)
  • Ventriloquist Dummy
  • Giant Giant Boogers
  • Texas Chainsaw Chili (now with more corn!)
  • Skeletor face cream
  • Gum
  • Novocaine

I'd like to give a shout out to GrandpaYogert, my Call of Duty 2 pal. He mailed me an alligator head after I sent him a caricature. Friends like this are rare and too few!

I recognize that mustachioed

I recognize that mustachioed naked gentleman.

That's right! Nik said he got

That's right! Nik said he got them in a trade from you, right?

Yes, they were bonuses as

Yes, they were bonuses as part of a batch trade we worked out.