Naked Men

Since Nik is so "interested" in what I purchase and since he owed me another story, I've asked him to put together an imaginary shopping list for me.

What does that mean? I'm not really sure -- let's leave that up to Nik to interpret. 

My imaginary shopping list for Rosalie:
6 pack of Unicorn blood
Bottled Gypsy tears
Kraken E-Z Squeezin' Cheese
Plastic Hammer
Ugly Baby Finger Puppets (Assorted)
Teleporter
Interocitor
Robot shavings (Assorted)
Giant Pterodactyl egg (Organic)
Dead Hamster resurrection kit
Cat Translator (discounted)
1 pound of rabbit raisins
Mogwai soap (3 bars)
Mr. Brady's Groovy orange shampoo
Don Knotts swimming goggles
3 legged TV tray
Plutonium-O's
Hula Skirt (for men)
Bacon Beach Chair
Ghost Repellent
17 copies of Mosquito and Spider
Cowboy Hat
Inflatable Bat Wings
6 ounces of petrified yeti dung
Parachute Pants (for him)
Ventriloquist Dummy
Giant Giant Boogers
Texas Chainsaw Chili (now with more corn!)
Skeletor face cream
Gum
Novocaine

I'd like to give a shout out to GrandpaYogert, my Call of Duty 2 pal. He mailed me an alligator head after I sent him a caricature. Friends like this are rare and too few!