Dartanion London (yes, that's his real name) offered me these: "Custom-made alternate props for hit dance duo "Darlene" from Dance Off 2006! Printed in full color glory and hand-mounted upon legitimate Walgreens paperboard. Iconic 8-bit Nintendo graphics perfect for your dorm room or other place you won't get laid!"
He's so funny.
You can see him in Dartmondo. You want to. I know. So just do it. God.