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Porcelain Doll Sculpture

Original Owner: 
rebekah
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce
Doll Head Sculpture, An Item in bARTer Sauce

Rebekah's Story That Came With the Ceramic Doll Sculpture

This may not be for anyone squeamish or any man at all. In 1997, I got to observe a really amazing event. The vasectomy of my now ex-husband. The doctor was all too willing to let me watch. H, as he shall be known, was invited to lay on the exam table, his junk exposed and properly shaved. The doctor chuckled as he taped his member to his lower (hair covered, I might add) abdomen. He was then given a shot of anesthetic.

The doctor quickly incised his scrotum and lectured his way through the cutting and cauterizing of the vas deferens. The whole she-bang took less than 20 minutes. The doctor wrapped things up with ripping the tape off the hairy abdomen and his member and told him to make friends with his bag of peas for the next few days. I guess frozen peas make an excellent ice pack. 

 
I have a confession to make. I go to thrift stores all over town hunting for porcelain babies. No, I'm not a collector. No, I don't sell them for a profit. No, I don't give them to underprivileged youth. I dismember them. I sit on my couch, watching really horrible reality tv and rip their limbs off, one by one. I then scalp them and cut their heads off. I keep them in boxes in my garage. One for the heads. One for the limbs....
 
**This porcelain doll sculpture can be yours. Just make an offer. You'll need to tell me a story and submit some photos of something odd or a piece of art. Easy Peasy.**

I did enjoy the vasectomy

I did enjoy the vasectomy story. I'd like to see a vas deferens.

I'm imagining boxes, boxes and boxes of bankers boxes in the garage, filled with these doll parts!