Nik's Story that came with "STOLEN Penis-Headed, No-Eared, Lopsided Kneecapped Unicorn Poster":
I almost this I should cut and paste the facebook responses to my penis-headed, no-eared, lopsided kneecapped unicorn. I mean for it's christian message it's pretty fucked up. Or maybe that's just us. Temple got your Chicken Champ Shower Art today and is amazed by it. I was wondering what airport security would think about it as I was walking her to her wedding chariot, aka BART. On the way I spotted this unicorn. On the way back I stole it.
So by reading way too into this child's guerilla happy, happy love drawing - we've come to the conclusion that it's about someone who has a unicorn fetish that wants to rape their neighbor. Rape may be too strong of word... maybe capture and torture erotically? I have a theory they're going to be the next Gacy. I think serial killers are boning up on the costumes nowadays. I mean how terrifying would it be for some psychotic chasing you in a unicorn costume with a dildo on it's head? I think we've written a french art film. Well, there's my story.
