Patrick traded me a box of time machine parts along with this tiny, landscape painted on a pill.
Read Patrick's story about the Time Machine Parts.
Instead of making him tell me two stories with his trade, I just forced him to answer a series of my inane "interview questions."
Q. How the hell do you paint on pills?
A. I use a very small brush I made from the leg hairs of a fly I caught. (That's BS, but it sounds cool). I use a size zero brush and very little paint.
Q. Why did you start painting?
A. I saw Bob Ross painting on PBS when I was a kid and thought "that looks easy"...It wasn't...
Q. What inspires you to get things done.
A. Pretty much the only reason I do anything at work is to keep people from yelling at me.