Nik's story submitted with the Vampire Captain Bobblehead trade offer:
Two months ago my grandmother passed away. She was a hoarder of everything porceilain. For months I've been moving little Hummel statues, charming figurines, foofy tea pots, victorian dishes from one side of the house to the other. There were millions of them.
Night after night I felt like I walked 5 miles even though it was just back and forth between rooms. I couldn't do the waiter thing and move armfuls. They were all too fragile. It had to be one by one. As I looked at this sea of collectibles waiting for me - I was broken. I never want to collect anything ever again.