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Velvet Elvis

Crying Velvet Elvis

I found this one at Killorn "mark up" O'Neill's garage sale.

I now have a velvet Elvis with a single tear running down his cheek up for trade. Yes, Tricia Warner, I found a VELVET ELVIS...you had best put on your biggest and bestest thinking cap and come up with a really good trade as I have a feeling you won't be the only one who wants this one. Then again, I thought trading for art and odd objects for a year was a good idea...so really....don't listen to me.

Here's Elvis...crying. He's got a feminine side and right now it's running down his face.

I also have to point out that yes, I know, I didn't trade for this item so technically it doesn't belong in The Sauce. But then I also have to point out that if Jason Who Ruined Christmas in 2003 would have actually sent me my Tok, Alaska Truck Stop sign like he said he was going to, I wouldn't be in this position at all, would I? No. So really, you can see that I had no other choice. And seriously, if I ever find out where Jason ended up, I'm posting his address on the internet and asking everyone to send him a Christmas card. Yeah, that'll get him!

So basically, let's all look the other way while I reinvigorate The Sauce with some marked up garage sale finds, shall we? Yes, we shall.

No friggin' way. Only on the

No friggin' way. Only on the sauce could you see a velvet Elvis. Superbad.