This is the tale of V. A mexican, misunderstood, artist.
He's always been a hobby artist, but it would seem like he rather live for art.
He always tries to craft new ideas...new gadgets, drawings...
One of the things he's done for years, which he likes and enjoys most; is black ink painting and pencil drawing.
V is the only child born in a common family. He was raised by a strong Mother and a lovely father. A very interesting contrast. He never felt loneliness; instead, he developed ways to be creative - He was raised in ways that among other things, made him very confident.
For some reasons, he always was of the "strange", "dark" kind.
He developed this curiosity...obsession about death...and moreover...the living dead...among other strange matters.
He draws at nights...he sleeps late.
When he finishes something he usually likes it so much that he keeps it for himself.
A few days ago, I was surprised.
He, indeed, wanted to give away a very interesting painting.
He gave it to me, in order to make something for it.
It's something about "art of the dead", or so he says.
He said that he tried to be very abstract, yet easy to catch.
The work is entitled "the horde I"...it's "I" because he plans to make many more of these.
The drawing is small, half letter...it's based on black ink and fabriano paper.
After a few days in www.ebay.com I jumped on to www.etsy.com ...surfing, jumping... I got into www.bartersauce.com.
So well, I'm here, giving it a shot :).
That figure drawing book would work nice for V!!
Your trade offer to bARTer
Your trade offer to bARTer Sauce has officially been accepted.
You must agree to the following terms:
1. You must answer the following "interview" questions:
Q: How long is your beard?
Q: If you answered the first question by saying "I have no beard" - when did you shave it off?
Q: If you answered the second question by saying "I never had any beard" - tell me why you are lying.
Q: Now that we have this whole beard mess straightened out - tell me this: When I say the words "Hello Kitty" what image immediately pops into your head?
Q: Measure the circumference of your butt and enter the number in inches here: ________.
Q: What is the weirdest thing you ever attempted to cook?
Q: What was your favorite childhood toy?
Q: When did you first realize there was no santa?
2. You must ship the drawing to me -- and then when I receive it, I'll ship the book. I've gotten dinged in the past by people never sending the bARTered item and I need to protect the integrity of the project.
3. You must send me a picture of you with the item we traded for - in this case - a book filled with giant penises.
That is all.
If you agree, email me at rosalie@bartersauce.com and I'll give you my address and you can give me your.
Rock.
Rosalie a.k.a The Sauce