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Ms. Thang Dangler

What I Want: 
Three Skulls
bARTer Sauce Trade Offer
bARTer Sauce Trade Offer
bARTer Sauce Trade Offer

Once upon a time in a land far, far away(about 200 miles anyway), lived a girl who got sick & tired of being called a barbie doll. She grew up, moved away, got married, had a few kids & gained about 50 lbs. Things were going fine until one day she snapped & started ripping heads off of barbie dolls & then it quickly escalated to bratz. That wasn't enough though. She had to ruin their perfect little faces! Ms. Thang is the result of one of those "incidents".

(Sorry for the psycho story, but this sounds more interesting than "I just enjoy painting bratz/barbie heads." Lol!)

& they lived happily ever after...or did they?!?

Why did they call you a

Why did they call you a Barbie doll?

It was mainly my aunt that

It was mainly my aunt that did it, but it was because I had blonde hair & blue eyes. It got kind of old after awhile. Lol!

Funny thing is I married a

Funny thing is I married a "Ken".

As in - his real name is Ken?

As in - his real name is Ken? Or he likes to dress up in different outfits ala Toy Story 3?

His real name is Ken. He

His real name is Ken. He sorta looks like a Ken doll except more manly & he has real black hair instead of plastic brown & his blue eyes aren't a dead plastic stare. :}

Your aunt on your mother's

Your aunt on your mother's side or your dad's side? 

p.s. Your trade offer is accepted...but I'm out of town right now. We'll have to finish up our transaction when I get back.

To prepare you can do the following: 

1. Tell me something your aunt did - other than call you Barbie.
2. Send me links to everything you do online: Facebook, Twitter, blogs, shops and websites, etc. so I can tell people to go to them when we trade.
3. Answer these "interview" questions: 

Q. How big of a dog is too big?
Q. If someone offered to give you laser hair removal for free - but only on one leg, would you do it?
Q. Have you ever gone to the airport just to hang out?
Q. Does LA give you nausea?
Q. Why do you think it took humanity so long to put wheels on a suitcase?
Q. What is the most you would pay for a hot dog?
Q. Beets?
Q. What is the scardest you've ever been in your whole life?

Email me a rosalie@bartersauce.com and I'll send you the address to ship The Dangler.

Hearts,
Rosalie

AWESOME! Thanks! :} Oh &

AWESOME! Thanks! :}

Oh & she's my crazy aunt on my mom's side. :}