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Abbey Trades Me Ceramic Sculpture by a Man with One Hand for Twisted Tree T-shirt

Traded With: 
Abbey and Rosalie makin' a bARTer Sauce trade

Abbey is friends with Brit - - that's how we met.

(Brit has traded me the Buddha letter writing package and the Single Parent Paper Bag Skeleton Puppet Costume) One night of card playing at the best secret bar in the city and Abbey must have caught The Sauce Fever (that's what I call sweaty people who trade with me). Wait, now that sounds like Abbey was sweaty. She wasn't. You can tell from the picture. And she smelled nice. Not that I was trying to smell her or anything but you know...she was...uh...clean...and uh...not sweaty. Oh god, it's like the more I talk, the worse it gets.

Okay, let's just move on to the "interview" questions and pretend none of the rest of this ever happened (I'm from the mid-west, that's how we deal with things):

Q: What is your middle name?
A: Theresa Davis

Q: When you think about calamari, what do you think?
A: This is terrible, but my boyfriend just made a joke the other day about bringing Calamari to a circumcision...

Q: Do you want to help me move on Thursday, December 18th?
A: Maybe I will help you move

Q: If not, what excuse will you use to get out of it?
A: I might be moving that weekend too...

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
A: I'm a chewer

Q: What size shoes do you wear?
A: 8.5

Q: What's your favorite way to prepare potatoes?
A: Roasted

Q: If you could be one of those annoying, random beard hairs on any woman in history -- who would you choose and why?
A: Frida Kahlo

Okay, how weird is this? I asked Jessamyn the same question about beard hairs and she had the exact same answer! I guess when you say "Woman" and "hair" people just automatically go to Frida. Awesome.