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Eric Gives Me the Jazz Singer Painting that Wants to Eat his Girlfriend in Exchange for Double Vaginas

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

I feel much better now.

"Double Vaginas" is gone. It is no longer in my living room right across from the chair I sit in while we watch television.

I don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive Ben for bringing that into my life. Normally I wouldn't mind. Normally. But this one hung around for quite awhile. Plus, it's huge. HUGE.

Eric met me at Laffhole last week and we did the trade in the middle of the street while Doug was trying to stuff the credit card costume and a 5 foot tall Asian doll into our trunk. He wrote a great story about the painting that wants to eat his girlfriend. Or maybe she's just singing jazz. Or maybe she's evil. Eric will never know because he was foolish enough to give it up.

Eric wanted "Double Vaginas" to put in his office (note, they are not really vaginas - just nature that looks vaguely vaginal) to cover up part of the wall that has a big, unsightly thing on it. Ironic, I know.