Q. How did you hear about The Sauce?
A. I saw the display ad for bARTersauce when I was at the EtsySaver.com website. This ad made me curious. I wasn’t sure if I should eat it, wear it, or play with it. I had to go and find out!
Q. What % of your underwears have you made and what % have you bought?
A. I design and make lingerie, so I am allowed to buy whatever underwear and lingerie I want to. I add interesting things to my collection because they are inspiring or educational. About 25% of what I wear is stuff I’ve made.
Q. Do you like to rock?
A. I’m not into mainstream Metal, but I do enjoy Hayseed Dixie.
Q. If fatty wants a party, should fatty get a party? (Fatty is a cat)
A. Absolutely! I like to indulge cats. Let’s get the catnip, chicken livers and cheezburgers out and make a big mess!
Q. What do you think is the best way to lure a cat into a cardboard teepee?
A. If the teepee does not have a cardboard floor, then I would use a string lure method. I prefer string that has something attached, (I recommend ‘da Bird or a tinsel tassel toy). If the teepee has a cardboard floor then I’d experiment with three things:
- Scratching the cardboard to attract Kitty’s curiosity.
- Tossing food treats into the teepee.
- Sit on the couch and let a laser pointer do the work.
Q. When is the last time you sent someone an actual letter?
A. Well, yesterday I shoved some blonde doll heads in a box and mailed them to some kook in Seattle. And I enclosed a hand written letter.
Q. How many days in a row have you gone without showering?
A. Uh, do you realize that I have commercially fished? I’ve gone about 60 days without showering (or electricity, running water, toilet, an escape vehicle, etc.) I really did not want to have to remember any of this.
