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Jesamyn Trades Me Potato Bunny Pamphlet for Nik Caesar's Self Portrait

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bARTer Sauce Trade

Jessamyn - like everyone else I trade with - was forced at gunpoint to answer my "interview" questions:

Q: Have you ever made your own mustard?
A. No, although I love mustard with a fiery passion.

Q: Have you ever had impure thoughts about field roast?
A. I try to never think of Field Roast. Thanks a lot for reminding me.

Q: If you could punch anything in nature, what would it be?
A. It would be the sun; I would punch it right in its stupid face.

Q: Have I already asked you if you have any tattoos?
If so, please tell me again because I forgot.
A. Yes. I do.

Q: How often do you start something that you don't finish?
A. CONSTANTLY. Like this trade item. I really need to finish that.

Q: Is running a big part of your life?

A. Running for the bus is a big part of my life. However, I should probably start training for Zombiepocalypse so that I can run away from the living dead.